stability:

parents: no, youre not allowed to go

me: 

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wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

memeufacturing:

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!!
roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

Anonymous said:
You've never gotten high?

beyoncebeytwice:

one time i was at this party where everyone was high and i was the only one not smoking and this dude told me “those that are above the influence….. are always the highest of them all” and that will stick with me forever

piitchblackglow:

When your mom makes the same thing for dinner two days in a row 

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bewbin:
“ dreamboy1991:
“ “ok jesus nevermind john” ”
doge’s cousin woulf
”

bewbin:

dreamboy1991:

“ok jesus nevermind john”

doge’s cousin woulf

couple-of-dumbasses:

zohbugg:

realdoobz:

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

Cinematic magic

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button